Adam Levine Caused Quite The Controversy With His Blond Corn Hawk Hair
Marc Gordon - October 17, 2019

Smart

By Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!


And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!


Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!


And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!

Fact: everyone loves Adam Levine. Another fact: everyone dislikes Adam Levine’s new hair. The 40-year-old singer debuted bleached cornrows on Instagram earlier last month and ever since the world has had lots of strong opinions. In the look, Levine dubbed ‘corn hawk’ (wow) the braids are only in the center of his head and go down in a mohawk strip down his head. To make matters worse, and it pains us to write this, but Levine actually debuted the corn hawk look while doing push-ups in heavy chains. Yes, we’re so sorry, too.

 

This is the mohawk look that Levine had going on before he committed the hair crime of our generation.

 

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Please join us in hoping that this phase does not last long.