Christina Aguilera Is Going On Tour
Serena Carsley-Mann - May 15, 2018


By Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!

Christina Aguilera was without a doubt one of the most epic ’90s queens.  Her debut album came out right before the end of the ’90s, however she was already well known for her role on The Mickey Mouse Club.  None of us were ever able to understand how such a small human could have such a powerful voice. But somehow, she rocked it.


Aguilera very quickly became one of the world’s top pop stars, and was constantly put up against Britney Spears. We really could just love them both, by the way.  She’s had tons of iconic moments throughout her career that are still being talked about today, but since she gave birth in 2008, her focus has shifted.  She was a judge on The Voice, which was easier for her to do with children.


Now however, ten years since her last tour, she is ready to make a full force comeback. She’s got a new album and a new tour coming up, and we couldn’t be more excited.  She waited this long because her kids were her number one priority.  Now that they’re older, she’s looking forward to showing them this other part of her life.


Her new album will be released on June 15th and is called Liberation, the tour will begin towards the end of September. The Voice was good for the time being, but Christina is overjoyed to be back where she really belongs.