Geoffrey The Giraffe Is Now Unemployed
Claire Miles - July 4, 2018

The day has come. We all tried our very best to pretend it was never going to happen, to delay it and deny it, but now it’s really happened. Toys ‘R’ Us is gone for good, the stores and shelves are completely empty, and Geoffrey the giraffe is now unemployed.


It’s completely heartbreaking to see, since this was the place that brought us so much joy as children. Now our children and grandchildren will have no idea what we were once able to experience.


What’s really making the internet tear up though is a picture of Geoffrey, with his suitcase all packed up, ready to leave his home. Geoffrey, we’re not ready for you to go though.


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