Hilarious Photos Proving What Happens In Vegas Should Stay In Vegas
Andrew Parker - August 31, 2019

In the Morning of Life

by Thomas Moore

In the morning of life, when its cares are unknown,
And its pleasures in all their new lustre begin,
When we live in a bright-beaming world of our own,
And the light that surrounds us is all from within;
Oh 'tis not, believe me, in that happy time
We can love, as in hours of less transport we may; —
Of our smiles, of our hopes, 'tis the gay sunny prime,
But affection is truest when these fade away.

When we see the first glory of youth pass us by,
Like a leaf on the stream that will never return,
When our cup, which had sparkled with pleasure so high,
First tastes of the other, the dark-flowing urn;
Then, then in the time when affection holds sway
With a depth and a tenderness joy never knew;
Love, nursed among pleasures, is faithless as they,
But the love born of Sorrow, like Sorrow, is true.

In climes full of sunshine, though splendid the flowers,
Their sighs have no freshness, their odour no worth;
\‘Tis the cloud and the mist of our own Isle of showers
That call the rich spirit of fragrancy forth.
So it is not \‘mid splendour, prosperity, mirth,
That the depth of Love's generous spirit appears;
To the sunshine of smiles it may first owe its birth,
But the soul of its sweetness is drawn out by tears.

The phrase ”what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’‘ surely doesn’t exist for nothing.  Most things that take place in Vegas should seriously never be seen by the outside world, and are completely PG 13.  But then again, there’s no point in visiting the legendary sin city if you don’t leave with some epic and hilarious photos to remember your trip, right?


Wedding Gone Wild



Anyone getting married in Vegas should know beforehand what they are getting themselves into. It never ends well, however it always makes for a night to remember (if one manages to remember that is). Otherwise, it just makes for a great picture that we can all enjoy and spread across the internet.  That’s good enough.



Grandma Gone Wild



Disclaimer: do not take your grandmother to Vegas. Things like this will happen no matter, and you will be held responsible. No matter how well behaved and old you may think she is, when in Vegas, all of her youth will come out, and it will be dangerous, and you will be embarrassed. These are just the facts of life.


Man Down



This is pretty typical for Vegas. Be ready to take care of your friends, and pick them up from the floor and make sure that they are alive.  If they are, then pick them up as fast as possible so you can both get back to the party – wouldn’t want to miss a moment of the Vegas excitement.



Amazing Advertising



When it comes to amazing false advertising, Vegas is always there to crack us up, and sell something in the worst way possible. Lee’s Discount Liquor knows how it’s done, and we absolutely love it. They know exactly how it’s done, and get right to the point.


Corny King



The people of Vegas have absolutely no shame. Nop, no shame whatsoever. Those that come visit also tend to adopt the carefree vibe. This guy certainly couldn’t care less that he’s none other than the underwear king. In fact, he’s probably pretty proud of himself, to be honest.



Painful Poles



We all know that Vegas is the place to pole dance. But at the club, at the casino, even at a hotel. Not on a street pole though. That’s surely a first, and would really only ever be seen in Vegas. Perhaps they needed some extra cash to continue celebrating life in Vegas so decided to turn to desperate measures.


The Vegas Verdict



So this is pretty much what a protest looks like in Vegas. Good luck to anyone trying to prove a point and change the world over here.



Versatile in Vegas



In Vegas, anything goes! Especially if it’s in the spirit of Vegas. So hair like this is more than encouraged. His mother though? We’re not too sure. Let’s just hope that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.


Bodacious Balloons



Blow me up like one of your French girls. It looks like this Bachelorette party was a serious success. Well, that depends on how you look at it, and how her husband to be will feel once he sees this picture. Then we can really determine how successful this trip to Vegas truly was.



Comical Cheater



If you’re going to beg for money and cheat on your wife, then why not be comical about it, right? When in Vegas, everything goes. Perhaps this is his way of saying he’s sorry for what he’s done, and that karma has already returned everything he deserves back to him, so just feel bad for him already and give him some money.


Unlucky Urinals



This Vegas bathroom can surely make any man feel rather self-conscious, insecure and uncomfortable. But don’t worry, just drink up and you won’t even notice a thing. In fact, after a few hours in Vegas, you might even think that they are all over you and will surely feel great about yourself. It’s all about attitude.



Vegas Family Vacation



Vegas is not exactly the ideal place to travel to with your family. But if you couldn’t find a babysitter, then it looks something like this. If you can’t tell what’s going on here, then take a closer look. Now you see the father holding his baby as though it’s a doll while he hits up the slot machines? 


Vegging in Vegas



These people waiting for their flight to leave Vegas and head back home seem to be in no rush to catch their flight anytime soon and are not worried in the least bit about missing their flight. They had a great time, and are taking their sweet time to recover.



Elvis Everywhere



Elvis is everywhere to be seen in Vegas. Even though his days are long over, his legend will on in every shape, form, and size, especially so in Las Vegas, where every second person thinks they are his doppelganger and is trying to be exactly like the legendary King of Rock. Hopefully, they’ve got a Peanut Butter sandwich lying around for us.


Classy At The Casino



Not everything in Vegas is as classy as it may seem, especially the people. Gambling can be a seriously addicting activity, so much so, that some people prefer to just spend the night in the casino in order to best utilize their time.  Well, at least he’s winning hard when it comes to having no shame. That surely worth something.



Bigfoot Goes Big



Go big, or go home is the popular attitude in Las Vegas. That’s what it’s all about at the Casino. Especially when you’re playing with Bigfoot.  You never know who you’re going to find at the poker table, so you better be ready for any situation that may come your way, even someone that might go bananas on you when you least expect it.


Made in Vegas



It seems as though the current trend in Vegas is for things to get a little out of control. Generally, we try to figure about the silly mistakes we made while under the influence. Sometimes, however, our mistakes are harder than others to forget, and stick with us for the rest of our lives.



Special Stock



Vegas is well known for its terrible advertising and hilarious billboards and signs. This one most certainly doesn’t fall short of expectation.


Malicious Minnie



Minnie? Minnie Mouse? Is that you? We can’t believe it. Our favorite, sweet, and innocent Disney children’s character has totally shocked us. She must have had a seriously rough night in Vegas, and surely didn’t think anyone would catch her in the act.



Grandpa’s Got The Gold



Note to self:  never take your grandfather to a wax museum. Especially not one in Vegas, because this is what happens.   On second thought, perhaps he should be kept out of Vegas overall. It seems like a dangerous place for people of his age.


A Simple Sale



In Vegas, it’s a known fact that pretty much anything goes. So if you’re desperate for some extra cash, or for some services for a reasonable price that you couldn’t afford elsewhere, you can count on being covered here.  Vegas has our best interests at heart at all times.



Basics of Vegas



What more could anyone possibly need in life? Liquor and poker are all you really need for a good time, right? Vegas has got all of your needs covered. So just sit back, relax, and enjoy everything that this incredible city has to offer.  It’s the Vegas way, and there’s no better way.


Lee’s Liquor



It’s true. Alcohol, for the most part, is a lot cheaper than therapy, which can be pretty pricey as we all know, or have at least heard.   It can also be just as effective. So why not just go the easy cheap way?  It’s the Vegas way – investing only in life’s greatest pleasure, and not wasting a moment of our precious time, because YOLO.



Wobbly Women



Women in Vegas tend to be pretty Wobbly, especially after a rough night out on the town, partying like there is no tomorrow.  It’s not uncommon for things to end like this in all honesty. We just hope she somehow made it into her hotel room at some point without being stepped on or attacked by other Vegas partyers.


Mario Mushrooms



It looks like Mario had a seriously wild night out in Vegas, and that it ended well for him too.  What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Although we surely wouldn’t mind a scene such as this one while we play Mario Kart.  But we will allow Mario to keep his privacy while he’s off duty.



Voluptuous in Vegas



Don’t count on getting a cute clown balloon in Vegas. This is how it’s done, so you can already forget about all of that and change any expectations you may have. Sorry wives and girlfriends, it’s totally not personal. Maybe next trip you’ll get something cute or romantic. Vegas though? Totally not going to happen.



Dirty Desperation



In Vegas, pretty much anything goes. No one will ever tell you otherwise, and if they try to, well then it’s completely fine to just tell them right back. Many people are completely desperate for money, as well as totally shameless.   You’ll find any service your heart desires, and sometimes even things you never imagined even in your wildest dreams.



Barbaric Bachelor



Many people come to Vegas to celebrate their bachelor or bachelorette parties. To make the most of their last few days of being a single man or single lady.  Generally, things tend to get out of hand and don’t look too pretty, something similar to this guy, who might also be a girl at this rate.


Sleeping at the Slots



This is what happens when a man falls asleep at slots in Vegas. He will inevitably be surrounded by pretty women. Also if he doesn’t fall asleep is just carrying on with whatever he planned to do, he will also be surrounded by pretty women. That’s Vegas for you! We’ll take a one-way ticket, please.



The Vegas Venetian



In Las Vegas, there’s really no need to worry about leaving your children to run around, wild and free. The Venetian hotel will make sure they are well taken care of in the best way possible. In fact, much better than you could have ever done, to be honest.


Vomit in Vegas



This is the sign that this girl truly enjoyed her time in Vegas.  No one around her seems too phased by her behavior, because, well, that’s just straight up the way things are done around here, and it means that she’s making the most of every moment. Party, hit up the garbage cans, repeat.  There’s no other way to go.



Las Bacon



In Las Vegas, most people are pretty free-spirited, to say the least. That’s why believing in Bacon is most suitable for residents of this liberal city. Otherwise, there isn’t really a desire to attend Church or being part of a community with shared beliefs. This billboard is pretty spot on, and we would totally join this Church and praise Bacon all day, every day.


Vegas Veggies



If you’re looking for a tasty, healthy vegetarian option in Vegas, then you better look elsewhere. It’s simply not going to happen. In Vegas, a nice meal that will warm your soul is more along the lines of some Whiskey, or at the very least something with a nice chunk of meat. Don’t go looking for some fresh salad.



Vanished in Vegas



So they say that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Sometimes those that go to Vegas, also stay in Vegas. Generally, it’s because they passed out on the floor and never woke up again to tell the tale, and it often looks something just like this. This guy was about to go in for a shower, and it simply never happened.


Lucky in Las Vegas



It seems like no matter what happens in Vegas, you can always get lucky. Always, totally fail-free. Even if it’s not at the casino. Whether it be getting some free drinks or false promises, it’s always a good time. This resto-bar, Lucky’s is surely one of those places that will provide an accurate Vegas experience.



Value in Vegas



Wow. What a wonderful, special deal that is not to be missed. Pay exactly for what you get. Vegas, you never fail to disappoint, regardless of what you may throw at us, and that’s exactly why we love you so much and just keep coming back. You always provide exactly what you promised and never let us down.


Planking in Vegas



The only kind of planking and working out that takes places in Las Vegas is passing out in the middle of the street, sometimes on the side of the street too. It doesn’t get more physical than this. He probably indulged in a whole lot more than just some ice cream last night, that’s for sure.  But what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?



Dirty Divorces



Vegas is not only known for its very quick marriages but for it’s even quicker divorces.  Love is truly in the air over here, maybe even a little too much as it seems. In this case, this newly married couple barely made it through their wedding photos. Next time, take note: don’t bring your friends anywhere near your hubby.


Gate Gambling



Upon arriving in Las Vegas, the party and the gambling starts. There is no time to be wasted, not even one second. People can’t be expected to wait for their bags and until they make it to the casino to start the fun. Thankfully, the airport authorities completely understand and are here to ensure that all visitors are well taken care of.



Garfield’s A Goner



Garfield, one of the most iconic cartoon characters seems to have fully embraced the Las Vegas attitude and taken in everything that it has to offer. Thankfully, he’s off duty now and is overjoyed to be taking a well-deserved break from all the years of hard work he’s been putting into being a famous cat.


Rules of Vegas



The only rules that exist in Vegas cabs are these. Seems like quite the ride. These also seem to be the only rules that exist in all of Vegas, not just in cabs. What this actually means then is that there are absolutely no real rules in Las Vegas, other than just enjoying yourself to the fullest and just not caring about anything in the world.



Giddy Graduates



Now hiring Graduates of the class of 2015 for a very promising and fulfilling career.  Make your parents proud and get yourself a job at Little Darlings. Although we’re not completely sure what they do here, we can only imagine that it doesn’t exactly require a university degree. Only in Vegas, only in Vegas. Stay classy ladies.


Vegas Style



When it comes to style in Vegas, it generally looks something along these lines. Terrible matched print suits, an awkward group of guys looking to have the time of their lives (although no female will ever approach them looking like this), and of course, an epic picture of it to be shared on social media. What happens in Vegas, doesn’t always stay in Vegas apparently.



Vegas Volcanoes



This is what happens when you have too much fun in Vegas. There’s a big chance that you will fall off your chair laughing and may hurt yourself.


Cool Cats



In Vegas, it’s not just the people who love to take on the Vegas super cool vibes. Kitties too love to go around in style and soak in everything that this incredible city has to offer. Anyone that steps foot onto the ground of Vegas and breathes the air already wants to soak it all in and never, ever leave this incredible place.



Sassy Superheroes



Every superhero has a different talent and superpower. These superheroes seem to be pretty talented at having a good time and entertaining each other, in their own unique and strange ways. Those visiting Vegas and looking for an interesting sight will surely not be disappointed at what’s going on here.


Misfit Mouses



These adorable little mini mouses seem to be kind of misfits for their role. Generally, we know them to be innocent and adorable characters. Well, at least they are living the life in Vegas, right? Seems as though they’ve been easily influenced by their surroundings, and once they return to Disney land to get back to work, nothing will ever be the same again.



Awkward Arrest



Yikes. We seriously hope that the saying ”What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” is true in this case. He probably won’t even remember how he ended up in this situation, and also probably would prefer to not remember also. Let’s just hope this photo gets burned and never shared anywhere where he might one day see it again.


Mysterious Mario



Mario is looking pretty mysterious today. Well, in Vegas, we don’t ask questions. Just go with the flow and trust that Vegas has got you covered people. Mario has been playing all kinds of games that haven’t yet been released into the consumer market.



Friendly Fight



There’s no need to worry about getting hurt in Vegas. Everyone is just out to have a good time, to play around and make some new friends. Everything is fine, there is very little crime going on, everything is all just fun and games in Vegas. That’s the way to do things right.


Hanging Hangover



Things like this just tend to happen in Vegas: seeing the hangover characters or other wannabe movie characters just hanging around casually and without pants. If you can’t handle it, then just don’t bother coming to Vegas, because you can’t avoid it no matter what you do and where you turn.



Bustling Buffet



This is probably one of the most popular buffet’s in all of Vegas, with unbeatable prices, and a seriously desirable menu item that just can’t be refused by anyone, no matter what their hunger level may be. We totally understand why this restaurant is so successful, and would not pass up a meal here once we visit Vegas. We just may not take our grandparents with us.


Crazy Cupid



The only tips this guy is getting is to stay as far, far away as possible. But then again, this is Vegas. All it takes is a few drinks, and then who knows what can happen from there. We leave that up to you. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless of course, you forget to wear protection. Then it won’t necessarily be staying in Vegas.



Traumatized Toddlers



If you want to completely traumatize your kids, then Vegas is the place to be! Protect your children, because Vegas sure won’t, that’s for sure.  Leave them alone for one second, and they will surely be surrounded by tons of women looking for something cute to take a picture with.


Brutal Bookmark



Looking for a souvenir from your trip to Vegas? This should do the trick, showing the brutal honesty that Vegas believes in, and what it’s all truly about. Why get a souvenir that doesn’t say it how it really is, right? That’s the best kind of gift.



Angry Angel



If this man is an angel, then it certainly isn’t a very happy one if he felt the need to make others suffer so much from his appearance.  Vegas, you know? But really? It’s supposed to be a fun, light-hearted experience. No one should have to go through this terrible experience.


Frugal Frog



This frog, similar to most Vegas residents, can’t afford to keep up with his elaborate lifestyle with so many exciting things around him and so many constant temptations. Won’t you help a desperate frog out? Life isn’t easy around here.



Riveting Rules



These are the rules of Vegas. It should come of no surprise, with all kinds of people coming with all kinds of expectations. You really never know,  so you’ve got to make the rules clear cut from the beginning to make sure that no accidents happen.


Very Vegas



Well, it doesn’t get more Vegas than this. Every holiday, every breathe, every step, is taken as an opportunity to be utilized and turned into a hilarious, memorable moment.  That’s the Vegas way, and we absolutely love it to pieces, and wouldn’t have it any other way.