Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Never Want To Go To An Airport Ever Again
Claire Miles - September 8, 2019

Happiest Days

By Edward H. Donnelly

I said to the little children,
"You are living your happiest days,"
And their bright eyes opened wider In innocent amaze.
For their happiness was so perfect,
They did not know it then;
"Oh, no," they said, "there'll be happier days
When we are women and men."

I said to the youth and maiden,
"You are living your happiest days,"
And into their sparkling eyes there crept
A dreamy, far-off gaze;
And their hands sought one another,
And their cheeks flushed rosy red;
" Oh, no," they said, " there'll be happier days
For us when we are wed."

I said to the man and woman,
"You are living your happiest days,"
As they laughingly watched together
Their baby's cunning ways.
"These days are days of labor.
They can hardly be our best;
There'll be happier days when the children are grown,
And we have earned our rest."

I said to the aged couple,
"You are living your happiest days,"
Your children do you honor,
You have won success and praise.
" With a peaceful look they answered,
"God is good to us, that's true: But we think there are happier days for us
In the life we're going to."

The airport, wherever in the world it may be located, is a world on it’s own with it’s very own characteristics and rules.  It’s a place where people from all over the world, of all kinds, all shapes and sizes, come together during a stressful, exhausting, yet exciting and sometimes very hilarious experience…


Sadistic Security



While some people like to feel as though they are going through the best possible security procedure before boarding a plane, this specific situation may very well have been slightly exaggerated, to say the least.



Vader Visit



It seems as though the Vader has come for a very special visit! And he’s being greeted with no shortage of an excited entourage to welcome him upon arriving at the airport. You know never who you’ll come across while traveling.


Hanging & Bragging



This guy not only came prepared to hang out while waiting for his flight to board, since sleeping ob benches can be rather comfortable, but he also sure did it in style, showing the rest of his gate how cool he can be.  Anyone care to join?



Greedy Grandma



It seems as though Grandma over here couldn’t care any less about the rest of her passengers waiting behind her, and it’s pretty epic.  She’s on a mission to be the first to get on the plane, and won’t let anyone get in her way.


Sushi Suitcases



Well, some could say that this what traveling in style looks like? Or perhaps this family just really, really likes Sushi and wants to share the love with the rest of the world? We will never really know.



Mother in Mayhem



The airport can be a great place to do some self-reflection, and to realize that there are people out there that have it a whole lot worse than you do. Like this mother experiencing some serious stress trying to tame her children right about now.


(In)Appropriate Airport



This is a real sculpture taken in the Oslo airport. Well, we’re all for culture and showing the world traveling through you what you’re all about.  



Small & Strong



These people might be small, but they sure are strong. Wait. What the heck? What’s going on here? Perhaps they ran out of gas and have asked a bunch of small people to help to plane take off? Looks like it.


Terrible Translation


We surely hope that this sign is merely a hilariously terrible translation and that they didn’t actually have these words in mind. Only at the airport.



Fabulous Family



What a fabulous family! They know how to travel, making sure to save all of their energy for their upcoming vacation, and have come seriously prepared. Let’s hope they have an alarm set though and don’t miss their flight!


Full Body Scan



So they say that sometimes airports perform random full body scans. But this just looks a little bit wrong and uncomfortable, and to be honest, we’re not even too sure that this scan was random, if you catch our gist.



Luggage Lounging



When you’re rushing to your flight and your kids just won’t seem to cooperate and get walking on their own two feet, sometimes you are just left with no choice, just like this lovely family about to go on a wonderful vacation together.


Lossy Landing



Well, it seems as though this plane didn’t exactly understand what it meant to land at the airport. He perhaps understood or misheard and thought that they meant IN the airport. Big nop. 



Lighten The Load



Why not lighten the load of a traveling foreigner and just take their luggage from them? Free of charge! They surely won’t mind.



Saving & Smuggling



While many people like to joke around about taking their loved ones in their suitcase so that they can come with them free of cost, it doesn’t generally really happen. Well, this woman clearly took this quite seriously and decided to try sneaking her husband in. It doesn’t seem to have ended too well. 



Seductive Security



It seems as though the only way to really sneak through security is to seduct them with your incredibly good looks. We’re not sure if they will catch on to her drift though.


Short & Sweet



Anyone about to leave their romantic lover (or son for the first time) for a long period of time, better make sure to not come to this drop off spot. The rules are very clear and to the point, make your goodbyes short and sweet! No holding the line up people.



Tiring Traveling



Traveling can be seriously tiring. It’s a struggle to stay awake for so many hours straight, with connections and long flights. And sometimes, there’s just no comfortable place to take a nap.


Some Reasons



Due to some reasons? Really? That’s the whole explanation you’re going to give us while we’ve already been waiting countless hours for the flight to depart? Yikes.



Flamboyant Flyer



Well, it is a known fact that it’s best to travel in the clothing that you’ll be most comfortable in since you’ll be wearing it and sitting in for quite a while. For this guy,  wearing no pants and going all out in pink seems to be most comfortable for him.


Marketing Mistakes



Well, if we were ever considering traveling with Turkish airs, it’s safe to say that our minds are made up. We’re better off staying safe. 



Rehab Recap



This adorable little children would just like to recap the fact that their grandmother has yes indeed been in rehab. Well, at least she did it, and she has loving grandchildren waiting for her that are very proud of her no matter what!


Small Seats



It seems as though these airplane seats were designed slightly too small and are not exactly right for just anyone. Or perhaps, the seats are not the issue. Either way, no one is going to be getting down this aisle anytime soon.



So It Goes



Oh really sir, is that so? Are you really here waiting for the legendary Michael Jordan with a small sign that you made yourself with some paper and sharpie? Good luck! Maybe if his private driver is running late you might have a chance.


All About Timing



In life, they say it’s all about timing when it comes to pretty much everything. Sometimes, we are in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and that seems to be exactly the case for this baggage compartment.



Welcome Son



Welcome back home son! This father surely missed his son and wanted to make him feel comfortable and right at home by making him a super sweet sign. This is already his way of letting him know that he’s figured him out.


Perfect Positioning



This traveler seems to be a serious pro at sleeping in very interesting and unique positions. She knows exactly how to place each of her items strategically to ensure the most comfortable sleep. Let’s just hope she doesn’t miss her boarding call!



Airport Affair



It looks like this very classy and sassy guy is out to start an airport affair. Any takers? Or at least someone who wants a free ride home? Seems safe enough.


Sleeping Beauty



The airport can be a wonderful place to sleep, where no matter how many places you have to be, you have no choice but just to wait patiently. Some people however, know how to do this art better than others and truly embrace the experience to the fullest.



Prison Pick Up



Well isn’t this adorable? A little boy waiting for his mom at the airport, and he even made her a very special sign, so that everyone around could know exactly where she’s coming from!


Tactful Travel



Although she may very well be protesting something due to all the stickers on her suitcase, she’s surely doing some seriously tactful traveling, make sure to travel as light and as efficient as possible.



Duty Calls



Well, when duty calls, duty calls, there’s nothing to be said about that. Some people have more than one very important job, and this girlfriend has probably been waiting quite awhile for her solider boy to return back home.


Comfortable & Classy



Well, if you’re stuck waiting around, then you might as well get comfortable! Just be sure to always stay classy, and then hopefully when you’re caught on camera it won’t be too life shattering.



Warm Welcome



Wow, what a nice, warm welcome home sign for his girlfriend. He clearly really missed her and wanted to show her how involved he was in her life while she was gone. She might want to catch the first flight back to where she came from though once she sees this.


Savvy Suitcase



This is a pretty savvy way to use your suitcase, especially when you can’t put your little daughter inside of it for legal reasons of course.  Just make sure that she’s holding on real tight, and that you don’t end up missing your flight while rushing to it.