How Celebrities Would Look If They Were Just Every Day People
Claire Miles - August 26, 2019

Lester

By Shel Silverstein

Lester was given a magic wish
By the goblin who lives in the banyan tree,
And with his wish he wished for two more wishes-
So now instead of just one wish, he cleverly had three.
And with each one of these
He simply wished for three more wishes,
Which gave him three old wishes, plus nine new.
And with each of these twelve
He slyly wished for three more wishes,
Which added up to forty-six -- or is it fifty-two?
Well anyway, he used each wish
To wish for wishes 'til he had
Five billion, seven million, eighteen thousand thirty-four.
And then he spread them on the ground
And clapped his hands and danced around
And skipped and sang, and then sat down
And wished for more.
And more...and more...they multiplied
While other people smiled and cried
And loved and reached and touched and felt.
Lester sat amid his wealth
Stacked mountain-high like stacks of gold,
Sat and counted -- and grew old.
And then one Thursday night they found him
Dead -- with his wishes piled around him.
And they counted the lot and found that not
A single one was missing.
All shiny and new -- here, take a few
And think of Lester as you do.
In a world of apples and kisses and shoes
He wasted his wishes on wishing.

Sometimes our eyes play tricks on us making us stop and question what we see. When it comes to Hollywood’s most beautiful stars, it is hard for us to imagine them looking anything less than perfect. Take a look at hilarious celebrity photo mashups and distortions that will have you doing a double (and maybe) a triple take!

 

Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman

 

 

Celebrity: Britney Spears

 

From head to toe celebrities are always in top-tip shape. Their career affords them opportunities most of us don’t have, like personal trainers, personal chefs, and stylists. But what if they didn’t have these things? Well, this is what Britney Spears would look like apparently if she was overweight and living in the ’80s.

 

 

Lord Have Mercy

 

 

Celebrity: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

 

Hollywood’s most beloved (ex) couple are just as known for their slim figures as they are for their acting chops. From their power-packed performances to their six-pack, Bradgelina is far from the hilarious picture we see above.

 

Atrocious Avril

 

 

Celebrity: Avril Lavigne

 

Even though Steve Buscemi is a famous actor, he’s mostly known for his bug-eyed eyes. This hilarious picture is as cringe-worthy as it is funny. It might be hard to recognize her from this mash-up, but Avril Lavigne is pictured here with Steve Buscemi’s iconically terrifying eyes.  

 

 

Harder, Better, Fatter, Stronger

 

 

Celebrity: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

 

Kim Kardashian’s curvy, full body is arguably what made her famous. And how she loves to wear skintight outfits, it would be hard to imagine her…more curvy, to put it lightly. And as for her husband Kanye? Well, he should stick to his diet plan, too.

 

Cage Saves The Day

 

 

Celebrity: Nicolas Cage

 

Nicolas Cage is a weird man. Yeah, he’s a famous actor who has done plenty of amazing films throughout his career, but he’s also done some pretty bizarre things. One time he slept in Dracula’s castle in Romania and once took illegal substances with his cat. So this picture of him photoshopped on Wonder Woman’s head is the least funny thing we’ve seen of Nicolas Cage.

 

 

Love Comes In All Shapes & Sizes

 

 

Celebrity: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

 

Every teenager’s favorite pop star couple, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber wrote the rule book for #couplegoals. Galina have always been in amazing shape, looking as close to perfect as two people can get. So seeing them looking less than perfect is just hilarious!