Smart
By Shel SilversteinMy dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!
And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!
Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!
And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!
And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s the fact that Katy Perry always nails her costume to no fail. She’s honestly pretty much the queen of costumes. The talented and eccentric singer always leaves her mark, whether it be at an event or in a music video. And when it comes to Met Galas, she really makes sure to never disappoint. Although this past Met Gala, unfortunately, had to be postponed until further notice, Perry still showed us what we missed through an Instagram post, and to say that it was cool would be a serious understatement.
While we all know that Perry never wears anything even remotely close to average, 2020’s Met Gala look based off of her exciting baby-bump was one to note. Based on her social media post, she had plans to shock her fans with a Jean-Paul Gautier and ‘90s Madonna vibe. While what she revealed in her post, showing her copper cone top connected a corset piece was surely enough to get our blood pumping, we do wish she showed us more of what she had in store for the big event. After seeing her giant chandelier outfit from 2019’s Met Gala, we can really only assume that 2020 would have been beyond iconic.