Kylie Jenner’s Rules For Stormi
Serena Carsley-Mann - May 6, 2018


By Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!

Kylie Jenner, as a young and fairly new mother wants to ensure that she is doing everything possible to make sure that her precious little Stormi is always safe. That’s why she’s made these serious rules that everyone must follow.


Her first rule is that Stormi stays inside. If you want to visit her, you’ve got to come inside the house. Well, with a house like Kylie’s, we’ve got no problem with that.  She also demands that anyone that comes near Stormi has washed their hands thoroughly before. All visitors must also wear a mask on their mouth to prevent any potential germs from spreading.


Anyone who enters her home must surrender their cellphone until exiting the premises.  Kylie has also requested that no personal information about Stormi be disclosed, and if this agreement is broken, a $10 million fine must be paid for compensation. For the record, guests are only close family and very very good friends.


Before any images go on social media, it must be cleared by Kylie.  Guests, although only VIP selected people, must go through a metal detector prior to getting near Stormi.


Stormi has got an entire team of nurses and nannies taking care of her. Somehow Kylie managed to trust them with her.  Kylie has also requested that the only gifts to be sent be flowers. She will also not accept baby clothes from designers, because she wants to always have the final say on what fabrics her baby will be wearing.


Her husband does not have a say in making decisions for Stormi, she doesn’t take her out to the yard because she’s afraid of the paparazzi and does not participate in Jenner/Kardashian family photos.