Lava Lamp Cocktails Here To Save Your Instagram
Marc Gordon - March 11, 2018


By Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!

Every ’90s child’s bedroom was filled with door beads, a fuzzy rag. a pop star poster and Lava Lamps.  A drink has recently been released that is basically all of our soulmates in the form of alcohol.   It’s the Funkadelic Lava Lamp cocktail, served at the Honeywell in NYC.


This cocktail is actually served in a Lava Lamp and is crazy tasty.  Even the bar itself offers the most nostalgic, throwback vibes ever.  The Harlem bar is ’70s themed and will put anyone in the right mood for such a cocktail.  It’s also located in a basement, making everyone feel right at home as they walk down the stairs to get in.


You’re probably wonder what such a wacky drink is made of, right? Well it’s got some pisco (brandy), Velvet Falernum (a sweet and spicy liquer), citric acid, tonic, Italian dry vermouth and frozen Chianti, making for a sweet and delicious combination that cannot be missed. It’s also ideal for your Insta account, especially for #throwbackthursday.   The Honeywell, NYC also has tons of other super cool drinks that you need to try and post.


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