McD’s Bacon & Cheese Loaded Fries
Smart
By Shel SilversteinMy dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!
And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!
Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!
And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!
And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!
McDonald’s was seriously due for an update to their menu in the United States. In Singapore, they’ve got curly fries. In Australia, they’ve got sweet potato fries. So it was only a matter of time that America was introduced with epic Cheesy Bacon Fries…
These fries are here to fill our hearts with cholesterol and of course, tons and tons of joy. The new addition is made with classic McDonald’s fries, and is topped with cheddar cheese sauce, and then with some dreamy and crispy bacon bites.
The fires are now available nationwide, and those who have been lucky enough to try them are lovin’ it.