Nerd’s Rudolph Nose Stocking Stuffer
Claire Miles - November 30, 2018

Smart

By Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!


And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!


Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!


And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!

For all of you Nerds lovers and nerds, there’s a new Christmas item out there made specially just for you.  It’s a big chewy nerds nose of our favorite reindeer, none other than the legendary Rudolph.

If you’re somehow not a fan of nerds, then it also makes for a great low-cost gift for a Secret Santa exchange.  The original big chewy nerds package includes a variety of flavors, including lemon, grape, strawberry and orange, however for Rudolph, everything is strawberry red to keep it in the holiday spirit.

The package is ideal to be hung on a stocking, so that it looks look our beloved Rudolph is peeking his head out of the top. It’s available in stores across America, as well as online at Target and at Candy Warehouse.