Olsen Twin Approved Sunglasses
Claire Miles - July 3, 2019

Smart

By Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!


And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!


Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!


And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!

When it comes to those super fun sunglasses you wore as a child, nothing quite compares, even with all these recent vintage trends and throwbacks. Remember those epic glasses with star shaped frames? Kaleidoscope colors? Pink lenses? Of course you do – because they are totally unforgettable.

Well Crap Eyewear sunglasses has come out with a new line that’s as nostalgic as ever, and would without a doubt be approved by the Olsen twins who literally owned this look back in the day. 

They’ve made luxury level sunglasses at an affordable price to make it look as though you didn’t just pull these out of your garage and dust them off. The goal of the line is to allow people to have fun with it without the sunglasses having to be a status symbol, or have it be a product that isn’t accessible to all – hence it’s unique and satirical name, Crap Eyewear. 

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Thankfully, these sunglasses are everything but crappy and are made in LA, where the importance of protecting our eyes is no foreign concept. Anyone ready to walk around in serious style this summer?