Papa John’s Pumpkin Shaped Pizza
Marc Gordon - November 2, 2019

Smart

By Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!


And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!


Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!


And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!

If you thought you had your fill of pumpkin products for this season, think again. Papa John’s has released a pumpkin-shaped pizza! Thankfully it does not taste anything like a pumpkin (phew!). Papa John’s has made selling pumpkin-shaped pizzas a Halloween tradition but seemingly went under the radar. It was available last year, but chances are you missed it, so you should grab one this year.

 

According to the Papa John’s website, they describe its Jack-O’-lantern Pizza as a thin crust pizza “decorated like a Halloween pumpkin with a pepperoni border and smiley face,” which you can get “made to order” and “delivered to your door at a price to suit any Ghoul or Golbin.” Also, the pizza has two little black olive slices in the center of its eyes!

 

 

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You can grab a slice for only $11 and is available at participating locations nationwide.