Pumpkin Spice Flavored Spam Sells Out In Hours
Laura Lee - November 28, 2019

Caged Bird

By Maya Angelou

The free bird leaps on the back of the wind and floats downstream till the current ends and dips his wings in the orange sun rays and dares to claim the sky.

But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.

The caged bird sings with fearful trill of the things unknown but longed for still and his tune is heard on the distant hill for the caged bird sings of freedom

The free bird thinks of another breeze and the trade winds soft through the sighing trees and the fat worms waiting on a dawn-bright lawn and he names the sky his own.

But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing

The caged bird sings with a fearful trill of things unknown but longed for still and his tune is heard on the distant hill for the caged bird sings of freedom.

The greatest things in life, sadly, often exist for just a few fleeting moments before they’re gone. The same can be said of Pumpkin Spice Spam. The limited-edition fall-favorite seasoning really took the market by storm as it was completely sold out in just seven hours.

 

In a statement obtained by the Star Tribune, a spokesperson for Minnesota-based Hormel Foods said, “Our fans continue to amaze us with their passion for the Spam brand. At this time, we do not have any plans for more Spam Pumpkin Spice products, but we’re always keeping our eye on new flavors or varieties that will resonate with our fans.”

 

 

If you are like us and think that Pumpkin Spice Spam seems like an odd combination, you might be surprised to find out that this isn’t a revolutionary pairing. In 2018, Buffalo Wild Wings offered a limited-edition pumpkin ale sauce for its famous chicken wings.

 

For better or for worse, there are reportedly no plans to make any more Pumpkin Spice Spam.