The ’90s Themed Caribbean Cruise
Marc Gordon - January 7, 2018

Smart

By Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!


And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!


Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!


And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head --
Too proud of me to speak!

There’s actually a ’90s themed Ship-Hop Caribbean Cruise. It will take you right back to the times when you were living your best life, with glitter and retro mix-tapes.  This unique cruise is filled with all of the ’90s nostalgia that you could possibly imagine.
 
The hottest songs will not only be played, but will also even be performed by the artists themselves live, with an impressive guest list including Vanilla Ice, Coolio, Sisqo, Salt-n-Pepa and several other ’90s stars.  It’s a bit shocking to believe, and you’re probably going to want to call up all your childhood friends to share the exciting news.
 
If you’re planning on taking this epic cruise, well then, you’re out of luck unfortunately. Sorry! It’s already departed this year, but you can certainty enjoying hearing about all the fun they had, and keep your eye out for the next round.  Our fingers are crossed for you.
 
Those who were fortunate enough to board the Ship-Hop cruise are basically living the dream of every single millennial.  From snapping pics with your fave ’90s stars for free, and getting an ice cream from Vanilla Ice himself, you’re bond to make everyone on social media feel so FOMO.
 
The cruise also has no shortage of themed evenings, such as prom night, where you will get tight curls, glitter eye shadow, and dance moves like no other.  You can also satisfy your sweet tooth with their slumber party, but don’t plan on sleeping – get ready to bust your best moves all night long and load up on sugar filled treats from your childhood.
 
Other fun activities on board include a ’90s themed workout with all the spandex neon tights you could ever want, which will of course be accompanied by the beats of your favorite stars. Make sure to wear all of your Limited Too gear as well.